As the first blog entry got exhausted. My second book |
Evolution of Love Part 2 |
🙈😇🤓🧐👭 Very interesting dialogue between two village girls who were to appear for 12th standard exam shortly. *Shyamli-* Chameli, you have not been studying at all, why? *Chameli-* I do not want to pass the exam, so why study? *Shyamli-* I am shocked! Why do you want to fail? *Chameli-* If I pass, I shall have to study further and then get married to some educated boy having service in a city. *Shyamli-* So that is good no? What is wrong with that? *Chameli-* What the hell is right about it? *Listen carefully:* # Why stay in a big polluted city. # Have husband having 12 working hours a day. # His pay just Rs. 18000/month. # Half of his salary gets spent on house rent. # Or take loan and buy your own dingy like house and keep paying loan till you get old! # Get sick and spend lots of money on Doctors, Hospitals and Medicines. # Keep paying income tax. # To stay healthy join gym and spend heavily for organic food grains, fruits and vegetables. *Shyamli-* Okay, but why plan for failing? *Chameli-* Listen, if I fail: # No further studies! # Marry some farmer in the village only. # Stay in pollution free atmosphere. # Eat organic food. # Stay healthy so no Doctors & Medicine expenses. # No problem of income tax. # Work in the field so all the time with husband. # Whatever loans taken, get waived off during elections! * Shyamli-* Then who pays for the loans? * Chameli-* Loans are waived off based on tax collected from those idiots who leave village and go to the city to work and pay tax! *Shyamli-* Oh wah! Then I too am going to fail! 😂🤣 |