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*Why do husbands* watch cricket matches on TV in pubs, bars and hotels instead of watching it in the comfort of their homes? *Just read* thisππ You won't ask it again!!ππ A couple π« watching an IPL πΎ match on the TV π» together. After five minutes: *Wife:* Is that Bret Lee? *Husband*: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. *Wife*: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies π like his brother. *Husband*: π¨ He does not have an actor brother *Wife:* Then What about Bruce Lee?π *Husband*: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian *Wife:* OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. *Husband:* No. It is called action replayπ«. *Wife*: Looks like India is going to win this one. *Husband*: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkata π *Wife*: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopterπ‘. *Husband*: πππHe is not calling for a helicopter. Itβs a free hit. π *Wife*: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it a β freeβ hit? *Husband*:π¨π° *Wife:* Now whom is he saying βHIβ to? *Husband*: He is signalling a βByeβ. *Wife:* Why is he saying βByeβ. Is the game overπππ? *Husband*:ππ° *Wife:* How many runs to win? *Husband*: 72 in 36 balls *Wife:* Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball *Husband turns off the TV!!!*πππ. Wife turns it on and watches *βBharathi Kannammaβ π π π *Husband*: Who is this Kannamma? *Wife:* Your mum....π‘π‘π‘ How many times have I told you.. *DO NOT* disturb me when I am watching TV.. *Husband:* π³π³π³ |