Evolution of Love 2

Economics

*A 60 yr old Billionaire came to the Bar with his gorgeous 25 yr old wife!*

Friend: How did she marry you?
Man: I lied about my age !
Friend: You said 45?

Man: No!
I said 90...
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*Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples.*

Interviewer: What is Recession?
Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!!
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*What is the difference between Liability & Asset?*

A drunk friend is liability.
A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset.
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*An Economist explained two reasons for having 2 wives:*

A- Monopoly should be broken.
B- Competition improves the quality of service.

If u have 1 wife, She fights with u!
If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you!!
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*When you are:*

In love, Wonders happen.
Once you get married, You wonder, what happened.
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*Philosophy of marriage:*

At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why..
alphabets get reversed..
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*Secret formula for married couples:*

"Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle.!!!!
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