Rising Star Adventure

JAN 6--Winning 30DBC

Prompt: On this day in 1994, figure skater Nancy Kerrigan was clubbed on the right leg by an assailant at Cobo Arena in Detroit, MI. Four men were later sentenced to prison for the attack, including rival skater Tonya Harding's ex-husband. If you had to resort to some kind of evil shenanigans or trickery in order to increase your chances of winning this blogging challenge, what would be your plan of attack?

First of all, I don't appreciate that you want to know my tricks. Doesn't that defeat the purpose?? GEEZ!

Fine! If I MUST tell you...I've been working on a device that can send disruption rays through the internet so that your internet goes down...I mean ALL your internet, including phone. Now, you might be noticing a bit of a problem with me using the internet to knock down the internet. Once it's down, doesn't my device quit working and it comes right back up? Well, yes. As I said, I've been WORKING on a device. There are still a few kinks to work out...

I've considered both begging and threatening folks to quit, but no one pays attention to my begging. They just think I'm kidding. As for the threatening, well, WdC has this stupid cyber bullying policy...

My last resort plan is to bribe folks. I'm starting with 10 GPs and working my way up from there. I'm hoping some folks aren't good at math and won't realize they aren't getting a good deal. Or their a newbie and 10 GPs is a lot to them.

Yep, I've got plans!

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