My Newbie is Showing...Part 3

30dbc: unicorns

Unicorns. They're special and unique and fun and whatnot. But what are they, really? What do they eat? Where do they live, and where do they sleep? What do they do when they're not out unicorning or whatever it is they do? And what's the proper name for a baby unicorn? Please write the Wikipedia entry on unicorns from your unique, special blogging unicorn perspective.

I know nothing about unicorns, but I would like to borrow one and ram it horn end first up a certain body oriface of a dimwit mortgage lender who has my life and financial future dangling by tether string off his pen finger.

Why should that mental picture make me feel better. I don't know, it just does.

Uh,oh, Dear God, forgive me and feed the starving children. I should be nicer to the stupid people of the world.