The Treatment Program of Absurdity: 1

Harry’s New Suit

As I have mentioned before, students are not allowed to have outside money. I already had a black Calvin Klein suit, but I decided that he wanted a second suit. I had gotten $200 in gift cards for Jos A. Bank, that I decided to use to buy a second suit. On January 8th, 2011, I went to the Jos A. Bank in Western Kingsville, and I got a $800 navy-blue suit for only $200. On January 13th, I returned to pick it up, since the alterations had been completed.
I knew that I needed to sneak the suit into the house. I told Taxi US to drop him off a block away from Great Ascendency housing. I called Adam to see if the coast was clear, which Adam confirmed. I walked towards the transition house, when Adam came out to alarm me that Winfield Miott and Tori just walked into the kitchen. I went to the back yard porch, where Adam went into his bedroom that was on the second floor. I threw Adam the suit, in which I then proceeded to walk into the house. I greeted Tori and Winfield, and I told them that I had just gotten back from Burger King, and I had lost the receipt - the money had gone towards alterations on the suit. I went into Adam’s room, so I could retrieve my new suit, and I went up to my bedroom, where I hung my grandiose suit up.