Curious Incidents of a Flailing Mermaid

Day twenty: song titles

Oh dear, I really am not doing very well when it comes to this week's prompts. I just have no idea what to write. I am experiencing a severe lack of imagination and creativity.

I have tried to come up with and planned to use some odd song titles. However, given my lack of imagination, I might need to simplify things a little. We'll See.

Prompt for day twenty: Write a piece incorporating at least five song titles. Be sure to bold the titles so we can all see!

Okay so, I am struggling with this post so I thought I would do a dialogue piece - between Chris and I.

I tend to get up pretty early when I am working. Chris always says he would like me to wake him up before I go. This is an example of the response I can get.

Me: morning Chris, I'm going now

Chris: what? What did you wake me up for?

Me: you told me, and I quote "Wake me up before you go-go"

Chris: yes but does it have to be so early? What time is it anyway?

Me: its 6am. I do apologise but some of us work 9 to 5… Or in my case 6 to 6

Chris: 12 hours a day? This working in schools lark is fools gold. But good for you, I am going back to sleep, I'll think of you

Me: Gee how kind of you, sir!

Chris: are you working by the rivers of Babylon today?

Me: errrr… I am sorry, What? What on earth are you talking about?

Chris: I said are you working in a school today? Simple question!

At this point I am killing myself laughing

Me: that is really and truly not what you said. I think somebody fell asleep while they were talking. But yes, I am in a school today. It is my last one, I'm on the final countdown then school's out for summer!

Chris: its gonna be a hot one so I hope the kids use their rights. After all everybody's free to wear sunscreen! Also, everyone loves a good tan in summer!

Me: You're so vain! Bye!