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If I looked under your bed, what would I find?

Jamál (Beauty), 19 Jalál (Glory), 165 B.E. - Sunday, April 27, 2008 about 6:52 AM PDT

Journal Writing Prompt for Saturday, April 26, 2008: If I looked under your bed what would I fine?

All the socks I have ever lost over the past 61 years. There is an interdenominational portal under the bed, which sucks socks into to. It doesn't take both socks only one sock. That is why I can go to bed wearing two socks and wake up with only one. I haven't figured out where this portal sends my socks yet, but wherever it is they don't come back until they have holes in the heels or the toes.

There are a thousand new species of dust bunnies under my bed. Dust bunnies travel from bedroom to bedroom through the portal that sucks socks into it. Dust bunnies don't wear or eat the socks, they just travel through the portal. They move from house to house and country to country through the sock sucking interdenominational portal.

Another interesting thing about this portal is that it doesn't take useless items. I can prove this because a key, which I can't use in my car is lying under the bed. It's been lying there for months and the portal hasn't taken sucked it in. However, the portal did steal my reading glasses. I don't know where it took them, but I don't expect to find them until I get my prescription changed and don't need them anymore. The glasses will reappear when I no longer need them or they are broken.