A Case for Super Powers

Employment

I got a job!

I start on the 14th, at a place called 2k Games. I am going to be a Video Game tester. I'm supposed to test for bugs and whatnot.

It feels good to have a job, finally.

And video game tester...nice! Not many things better for a nerd like me. My sister asked if they provide Doritos and Red Bull. I don't know about the Doritos, but they may need to provide Red Bull, as it is the night shift, 5pm-2am.

But it makes me think...now that I have a job, I think I'd like to start going on MORE interviews, but interviews for jobs that I know I am not going to get, and don't even want. That way, I can fuck with the interviewers.

Them: So, why are you interested in working for us?

Me: Well, I've walked by the building a couple times, and I've seen a really hot chick in the uniform going in and out, so I thought that working here would be a great way of getting a shot with her.

Them: What would you say is your greatest strength?

Me: I have the entire Gilligan's Island theme song memorized.

Them: ...and your greatest weakness?

Me: (thinks) I steal. I mean, I steal a LOT. And not little things like pencils. Big things, like...computers...and...coworkers' cars...


That would amuse me to no end.