Complex Numbers

Theory of Suck

Okay, I was so caught up in the whirlpool of potential suck that was the last entry that I forgot the most important part.

Go back and read my last entry and the attached link if you have not done so already.

Ready?

Okay.

A guy I know has this theory. The theory is that Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and a select few other "celebrities" are actually government agents.

That's right - they're agents of the federal government, and their job?

Official Distractions.

Yep. They're Official Distractions so that whenever the government is trying to keep our minds off something, like say a particularly nasty blunder like, oh, the war in Iraq or Bush's commuting of Libby's sentence , they tell one of them to go do something outrageously stupid, immoral, indecent, or just plain rude. The press is on them like flies, and meanwhile no one notices that we're about to, say, nuke Iran or invade Canada.

Yep.

Official Distractions. That's the best any of us can come up with. I mean, no one can be that idiotic all on their own...

...can they?