The Blue Book of Eastmarch

Down the back of the sofa

Guess who i found down the back of the sofa?
Sam! And Pippin smacked me in the mouth.
How crazy is that?

Technically, I found the collectable card of
Sam, not the real one, and my sister threw my
action figure at me and aimed wrongly. But
you know, that's close enough!

Does anyone know what they'd actually
do if they met a celebrity? Someone that
you idolise and hero-worship? Say, if I was to
meet Dominic Monaghan or Billy Boyd? It's a
thought, isn't it. They're only human after all.

ONLY HUMAN??? you might say. But they are.
What would you do? I'd try and act natural and
friendly. But others might, I dunno,
hyperventilate, or scream, or run around
wailing or something equally stupid. I also
think autographs are quite weird. Anyone can
fake an autograph. Anyone want my
autograph? Didn't think so! So why them?
They're just people!

But very cool people all the same! I'd
like to meet and be friends with them,
because I think they're really nice guys from
what I've seen and heard. That's cool. Very
cool! They also make excellent hobbits!

Merry and Pippin are far too overlooked!


~Assena x^_^x

-- Pervy Hobbit Fancier

"You can't go walking in the Black Land in
naught but your skin, Mr. Frodo."