Shadow and Light Poetry

The Appliances War Against Humans

The Appliances War Against Humans

One day Sam Johnson’s kitchen came alive
Appliances all over the world World woke up.
Filled with hatred against humans.

The stove led the assault
Burning Sam as he approached.

The coffee pot joined in
Pouring boiling water on Sam

The Refrigerator moved
Pinning Sam down.

The TV turned on screaming out

“All humans must die”

The dogs and cats joined in
His dog attacked him
Killing him on the spot.

Write a poem where the objects in your kitchen are plotting against you in absurd ways.



You must ensure:
Your poem is between eight (8) and fifteen (15) lines long.
You poem tells us why the kitchen is plotting against you.
You use at least three (3) different kitchen objects/appliances, except:

You may NOT use
Knives or forks