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Reposted from Real Fake News: Hunter Biden polling even with Trump after guilty plea by staff reporter Lars N. Ness “Why, he’s really just one of us,” gushed Vera Semple of Waco, Texas. The heavily armed home-maker told RFN that she and her husband Bubba ‘always cheat on our taxes’. Neighbor Buck Ward added that scoffing at gun laws has been a long-term hobby and he, for one, is 'delighted’ that the president’s son has similar interests. Several right-wing PACs have asked the notorious Biden heir if he would consider entering the 2024 primary against proven loser Donald Trump. “We need someone with real convictions to lead us into the future,” commented party chair Ronna McDaniel. “The failed, one-term, ex-president may not be sentenced in time for the primaries, and thanks to our never ending witch hunt, Hunter has even better name recognition.” “He’s fully qualified to run as a republican,” agreed House Oversight Chair James Comer, but committee member Jim Jordan expressed reservations. “I want to know more about his preferred positions before I get behind him,” said the representative from Ohio. |