Is Glen Beck nuts?

Is Glen Beck Born Again?

"I am born again." Jasper said.

"More power to you." Muzzy made some tea.

"I have accepted the risen Jesus into my life.
And now am born again." Jasper took a sip of tea.

"A little more honey." Jasper stirred some honey into his tea.

Muzzy sipped his tea and sat in his Lazy-Boy.
He looked at Jasper over sipping his teacup.
"I have a casual relationship with a lady in her seventies."
Muzzy sipped his tea, "She is born again in Jesus."

"That's great!" Jasper put down his tea on the coffee table in front of the couch.
He sat down on the couch with his elbows on his knees.
"How did she become born again?" Jasper queried.
Muzzy poured some more tea for Jasper.

"She was in a Catholic marriage and then her husband died.
Then, she went into mourning... And suddenly she was born again."
Muzzy answered with a smile... Then he sipped some more.
"She comes over and has sex with me..." Muzzy smiled.

Jasper stood up.
"Wait a minute. She is born again and fornicates?"
Jasper sipped his tea and sat back down on the couch.
Muzzy stirs his tea, "Yup."

"Okay." Jasper gets his coat.
"Does she look good?" he asks as he opens the door.
Muzzy is still seated, "She has a Jane Founda body."
"Great." Jasper opens the door wider, "I hope she's alright."

Muzzy sips his tea, "She's born again."
Jasper leaves and looks confused.
Muzzy looks into the tea leaves.
"Jesus is a myth."


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