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My two older sisters and God?

I leaned as the youngest member of the family.
I think the second youngest member of the family was resentful of me.
My sister was a lovely second older member of the family...
But she was resentful of me taking the youngest title.

I got a lecture from her with my oldest sister standing behind her.
I was seven or ten and they took me to their room and stood in front of their clothing burrow.
"Someone has been trying on my nylons," my second oldest sister said to me.
I confessed, "I like how they feel."

In ancient times men wore pantaloons.
Women were forbidden to wear them.
Gentlemen thought they were too sensual for women.
I didn't know that at seven years of age and was embarrassed.

There was an old oil barrel in the basement filled with mom's desugared nylons.
That's where I discovered nylons.
And then I moved on to my older sister's nylons in their dresser drawers.
I was seven or ten years old.

This was many Christmases ago.


Bob County