Are we all crazy or saved? |
The Chevy commercial drones on... "You aren't doing any funny business back there?" Dad queries. The boy had been holding the daughter's hand. "No funny business. Sir!" the boy responds. "This truck has cameras and one is trained on you two!" Dad continues. Muzzy muses that the boy is messaging the girl's breasts with his hands. "Hey!" the dad shouts and turns to glare at his daughter and boyfriend. "Hey, we're dating and this is fun." the daughter gives a toothy smile. She puts the boy's right hand on her crotch and rubs. "There will be no funny business in my truck!" dad asserts to no avail. The daughter is now dry humping the boyfriend... Mom is smiling and looking out her window at a moose in the distance. "Socialism is socialist," Muzzy says to his girlfriend Sally. She is giving Muzzy a hummer... "Hmf?" Sally has a mouth full. "Well, of course, it is," she answers. "That's what the Federal government is for," Muzzy states. "That and protecting the people from foreign and domestic enemies." Sally interjects as she strokes the Pogo stick. "You're a good girl," Muzzy states. Vertago ><666> |