She is the balance of nature.

Offensive moments I relish.

I'm on my lunch break enjoying a chicken sandwich.
Kevin Lansford storms in cussing and leans over me.
"Hey, mother-f!" and he spits on my sandwich.
I queried why and cussed some more and lay down on the couch.
I tossed the sandwich in the barrel by the vending machine.
And pressed the carousel button to select a new sandwich.
I got another chicken sandwich.

Kevin queried, "Got a sandwich for me?"
I reached in the barrel and dropped the chicken sandwich he spit on
in his lap...
Kevin threw the sandwich at me.
And I threw it back.
Kevin stood up and stormed out of the lunchroom.
I sat down and ate my new chicken sandwich.

I noticed Greg sitting at one of the lunchroom tables laughing.
"What's up with Kevin?" I queried.
Greg had a coffee and his crossword book.
"He's always pissed off."
Kevin was a short guy with a transplanted pancreas.
I knew he wouldn't get into a fistfight with me.
He had to take insulin injections in the men's room.
Some employees had complained when he injected in the lunchroom.

Fun memories. ..


Muzzy